Monday, November 17, 2025

Amoeba (2025) Review:

 

       

Choo is a delinquent student at Confucian Girls School. Frustrated by school officials micromanaging their students at every turn, she pushes back by finding ways to fuck things up.


This draws her to fellow misfits Sofia Tay, Vanessa and Gina who hang out at construction sites. A talk w/ Sofia’s driver (and former Triad member) Uncle Phoon provides them with the next step: start a gang. It goes as well as you’d expect.

The film is set in Singapore.




Haven't seen a lot of Singaporean films. Only got into them recently and it's really just these two: "Eating Air" by Kelvin Tong & Jasmine Ng and "7 Stories". Saw Kelvin Tong's "The Maid" before that more than a decade ago. And that's it.
What I noticed is that these are all attempts to humanize Singapore's cold & shiny image by looking at it on a ground level and dealing with its imperfections. And what they would often lean on is the notion that Singapore is a fishing village and hawker haven forced into urbanization & rapid development because it had to be a country in 1965.

Obviously a young country that has to deal with a lot of shit & figure things out about itself.

The film reflects this as it captures Choo at that moment of unease, haunted by the ghosts of the past & the harshness of the future and meeting people who were there at her nation's birth.

But it goes a little further by addressing what these well-intended movies seem to skirt around: that Singapore is ruled by a repressive capitalist regime. Elephant in the room. Or shall we say...merlion?

That's the context we need, especially in terms of these characters and what they & their country are trying to reckon with. The way the film combats mythologization pushes it past Kelvin Tong & into Sonny Liew territory.

Outside of its brilliant discourse, this film is a tour de force. Director Siyou Tan stages the scenes like a veteran in her feature length debut & draws out a lot of mesmerizing images w/ DOP Neus Ollé. '90s-2000s coded in its sound & fury that I'm glad wasn't made in the '90s or 2000s where it would've ended up glorifying American hedonism against the 'stuck up' East, w/c isn't liberating.

It's all about asking the right questions.

- Carlo Cielo

Saturday, September 13, 2025

Magellan (2025) Review:

 

The best thing that can be said about this movie is it doesn't glorify Magellan at all. If that's your concern, then you can strike that out.
This ain't no Jerrold Tarog brainrot where the white supremacist is invoked to blame the victim and gaslight the masses with.
Here, he's portrayed as a regular schmuck, a basic scumbag who is not only a product of his time, but a willing conscript of the greedy and corrupt since he doesn't know better.
Circumnavigated the globe not out of a sense of adventure or as a feat of human accomplishment, but because he was trying to avoid the business rivals of the powers-that-be that he was trying to suck up to. Spreading Christianity not out of faith but to win himself favors in the end. He's more of a salesman than a crusader who behaves like a gangster along with his posse the way he shook up the locals and marked the terrain.
He's also not above implementing the medieval backwardness of his country in his own ship, bringing in an executioner in case he needs to deal with sinners at sea.
His smallness is played to perfection by Gael Garcia Bernal who disappears into the role due to a genuine synthesis and collaboration between him and writer & director Lav Diaz, both of whom share a post-colonial point of view. You can tell they had the Global South in mind when they made this.
The rest of the whites would get this same treatment, including a maniacal Portuguese soldier who wants to use Malacca to 'choke the world'.
Hard-nosed realism the way I always knew our cinema is capable of doing since its harsh, documentarian turn when digital indies became a thing. Mixed results, yes, but it has brought a kind of ruthless Third World cinema that's specific to us. For all intents and purposes, we aren't afraid of searing discourse in our works.
You can see this in the pared down way with which it approaches its European period settings. A random corner on a street. No CGI and costume parties here.
Film is not always like this. The last 1/5th of the film is a bit shoddy and undercooked. But when it's superb, it truly feels like a PH filmmaker is standing alongside the likes of Wim Wenders & Akira Kurosawa.
Stuff's legit.
- Carlo Cielo

Wednesday, August 13, 2025

Bayan ng mga Dakila Vol. 1: Purity and Virtue






















Lipad, Pinas, Lipad! Let PH soar!


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Weapons (2025)


Hollywood movies that I liked this year have very much kept with the Blumhouse trend and channeled its more righteous attributes. Sinners, for example, is in line with the incendiary and outspoken approach of Get Out and the other Jordan Peele films, while maintaining its own graphic novel-esque approach. There is also a lot in A24’s so-called 'elevated horror' that is worth emulating, with its harrowing art house take on chills, spills and kills. I like the fact that Zach Cregger’s Weapons isn't straight up horror. At least not like the Blumhouse/A24 kind that’s become a template to such a point it has straightjacketed a genre with rigid formalism, when it’s supposed to be messy. There's definitely a LOT of merit in that 2010s template. It encapsulates an era marked by claustrophobic geopolitical impunity since the War on Terror became a thing, with renditions, preemptive strikes and Abu Gharib foreshadowing the imperialist unpleasantness in Gaza, all of which have to be channeled to make the proper horror movie for the times. At least present the kind of nightmare realm that will be recognizable to kids. The Shallows. Get Out. Don't Breathe. The 2018 Halloween remake. Grim. Structured. Single or limited location. Siege and entrapment. With a deep and heavy feeling in the jump scares and kill scenes and a crunchiness to the violence that’s drenched in chiaroscuro light and shadow. Torture chamber in solitary confinement, forever under siege. All of these have since coalesced into a ‘formula’ to deliver this specific brand of horror in whatever context. You can slot in any situation, any story, any topic or metaconcern right in, and it will be a punchy and effective horror once all is said and done. A24 horror hems quite closely along this line, since it is of the same era, too. It’s only a bit more purple prose about it. This has become the genre standard. When mainstream audiences think horror these days, it has to look and sound and feel like THIS. But here's a thing: it's a formula, a template, and it can get bland and boring and lazy after a while. And it did. While Weapons does have the Blumhouse traits (chiaroscuro, limited location, high concept, crunchy violence and grim dark heavy sense of unease), it plays a bit fast and loose with it in ways that are so confident and assured that it’s not po faced about it all the time, and is more of boosted by a drunken love for high concept, cult horror and genre films. So it lets in some humor in its jump scares and kill scenes, albeit the pitch black kind. Admittedly, I was a bit bummed out at first, wishing it was tonally and formally similar to Sinners or the excellent Korean horror movie, Exhuma, but as it plunged headlong toits conclusion like a genocidal missile, its design became much more clear. There's a spontaneity in its approach, and it's fun to see a bit of camp in the proceedings before its bluntly righteous moment. The one we need. Which is to say this is less interested in that Blumhouse/A24 horror structure that we’ve come to expect, and more in drowning in a vast array of influences and basking in them, simulating what it’s like to read tons of Fangoria, Rue Morgue, Stephen King novels, comics, news and obscure macabre stuff and let all of that fry your brain to crispy perfection. Low brow and high brow. Cheap and big budget. Foreign and local. Post-millennial genre geekness for this dark and hyperactive children’s fable. Part of me wishes it went more geopolitical re: the victimization of kids by the fascist geriatrics, but we already have Iran and Superman for that. The other part of me wishes it was more of a bizarre true crime thing. But it's fine. It's all good. There are weapons. - Carlo Cielo

Sunday, May 8, 2022

My Vote 2022

President:









Vice President: 










Senator: 











Partylist: 
















President - De Guzman #2

Vice President - Bello #2

Senator - Espiritu #26

Partylist - ACT Teachers #81



Wednesday, July 13, 2016

On Godzilla 2014

Gareth Edward's take is all kinds of brilliant. One of the best films of 2014. Saw it twice. 

It puts the whole thing in a comic book frame. By that, I mean early 2000s comics, where the literature have started moving out of the purple prose of Sandman into something far more practical; which is simply doing the pre-existing genres (superheroes, etc.) well and in a fresher way by 1.) putting them in the moment, 2.) bouncing off their concepts into real world situations, and 3.) finding the enthusiasm from there, with all the fun bits of speculation and hypothetical setups that will entail. Basically celebrate and enjoy what the material is, where all the flight of fancies support its actual purpose, instead of supplant it with something that seems much grander at first glance, yet ends up making the product lesser ( i.e. Ang Lee's 'The Hulk', where its daddy issues ended up with the Hulk beating the shit out of a giant jellyfish).


Fitting, since its only aim is to be a Godzilla film. 


I like how the tsunami and flooding references were just incidental visual details that signal the arrival of Godzilla, than stuff that the movie stops and lingers upon for far too long, until these end up taking over the characters and the plot. The metaphor is still there, and it informs your appreciation and understanding of the monster, but that's for you to pick up as you go along. I mean, there's a seconds-long scene at San Francisco which trumps ALL the 9-11 shit in 'Man of Steel'. 

All of these show how wise this film is as a technical exercise, and how functional it is to its material in a smart way [1]. This is a creature feature film. It doesn't mean we can't be politically and socially aware around it, cannot bring up biology, and amp up its beats with contemporary knowledge and insight. But it is still a creature feature film, and primarily so. And a really great one at that. It trumps a lot of dramas and action pieces in how well it manages its form and content.

Having said that, I can see how people would think the film is a sort of unevenly played out. There is a bloat in this film that goes beyond the notorious fatness of this version's Godzilla.

That bloat is Bryan Cranston. Namely his character and story arc.

These are probably what gave people false impressions of what this movie is, since it ended up being something else. Mainly because it ended up being about bombs and monsters, & power itself. It had nothing to do with rejected scientists and lost wives, or even corporate behavior. His arc seemed to belong to a different draft of the script and was just put in here to give a certain emotional and sociological background to the soldier guy (played by Aaron Taylor Johnson). But we might as well see him dismantling bombs, and start from there.

In fact, the film could have begun with the M.U.T.O.'s first appearance. The M.U.T.O. could have just struck from underneath a random Japanese plant, which sets off the chain of events. Then, you start bringing in all of these protagonists into the story. Dr. Serizawa (played by Ken Watanabe) arrives to investigate, until the U.S. military takes charge. They send in the soldier guy, who's currently stationed at the Okinawa base. The action goes to Honolulu, where things escalate. Then Godzilla arrives. Serizawa is brought to the briefing room where they try and figure what is going on. Then, we get our first clues about the mysterious organization that he works for...

That could have indeed been a tighter film. At the very least, Godzilla's appearance wouldn't have been a 1 hour wait. All that lounging about in San Francisco would have been done away with. There wouldn't have been a lot of complaints about the 'boring', 'two dimensional acting' of the other characters, given how the soldier and his wife spend quite a few minutes just lounging around the house.

Except I never thought their acting was two-dimensional. Rather theirs were of another calibration and wavelength, certainly different from where Bryan Cranston and in fact Juliette Binoche were; both of them play the soldier's scientist parents. They could look as if they were directed from another vantage, from another emotional place, and for a different version of the movie. Juliette Binoche's character dies, when the plant both she and Bryan work for melts down and she gets stuck inside. This gives Bryan's character so much pain. It drives in him an obsession that lasts for 15 years, so much so that he trespasses into a quarantine area, to try and get to the bottom of his wife's death, based off a few electromagnetic readings. 

This story arc is difficult to part with, since it's a very strong one, and is among the parts of the film that really pulls our heartstrings. What it also is, is a crushing domestic drama that is accentuated by a looming existential threat: in this case, a hundred feet monster from the prehistoric ages. One which puts the terror of Godzilla on a truly human and personal scale. You can see how someone like Frank Darabont could have ran with this[2]. That arc has Stephen King written all over it. Of course, this leads to certain expectations as to where the film must go, and how we expect its actors to behave.

And that's where the dissonance begins: Bryan Cranston's arc is for the heart, while the rest is for the adrenaline.

The rest of the cast delivers on that end by focusing the viewers on their actions more than their feelings. When they speak, it is mainly to bring up certain bits of information that will help them move across the set pieces. Nothing too tangential to the overarching incident, such as private grievances that are more or less ignored by the movie. It's like these characters only serve to accommodate the appearance of the monsters, and are expected to adjust their acting, so that they do not overwhelm it and instead give it stature. Again, 'creature feature'.

I am not particularly resentful towards that arc, though, and I don't think this film would be a better one without it. In fact, I've found a newfound appreciation for it.

First, is it leads to a nice subversion of the norm. I actually think that the dissonance is quite novel. It's jarring to the viewer, and it thus gets their attention. They may not like it, but they will think it, and may even have a few things said about it. Also, I like how the film unfolds into a whole another thing I wasn't expecting, rather than being set in stone from the get go. Your typical disaster message film here evolves into a monster battle. From ponderous grimdark Hollywood to a flat-out Toho picture, yet with A-level cast and production values all throughout. That manages to be both a humble and ambitious proposition at the same time. The dissonance is what makes you sense that.

Second is that it offers a nice metatextual conceit. The obvious one is the resemblance to a chrysalis, where that 'docudrama' incubates and hatches a whole another cinematic beast, a.k.a. the kind you paid money to see this for, similar to the transformation of the M.U.T.O.s in this picture. Seriously though, it's how it anchors the level of scale the director intended for the picture within the structure of the plot. 

Sure it would be a lot more efficient to start with the soldier dismantling bombs, and cap it all of with him staring at the embodiment of nuclear fear. Yet it would make his arc much smaller. Same deal with the rest of the movie. Adding his father's storyline makes this more of a generational tale, than a mere incident. It adds breadth and depth to the plot details, by spacing out the story and expanding the sociological landscape of the soldier lead, where it involves stories more than that of himself. 

This also serves to properly dwarf the soldier, as being merely consequent to the journey and the experience his father has made. His father managed to spend his life researching the monstrosity, while he's just here to minimize the damage. It also works in reverse, by casting Cranston's pissings here as minuscule, compared to the containment missions and the escalating global scenario (the fact it was all swiftly done with around the end of the first act brings this to bear). This all feeds not only its narrative approach with regards to the gargantuans, but also to the particular worldview that governs it: that we are a minuscule species and our dramas are insignificant in the face of tectonic plates. That would not have been made apparent had there been none of that 'human drama' as a point of reference.

Sure, that arc may be extraneous, but that is kind of part of the deal. I mean, we might as well ask why the director had to frame the mines in extreme wide angle shots, when he could just zoom right at the entrance? Why did he have to resort to computers to achieve the look of the cheaper rubber suit? Why is Godzilla hundreds of feet when he can be a microbial cloud? Why he had all these cameras when he can just use the DSLR? 

Why are we even making movies in the first place?

  - Carlo Cielo 

[1] This is kind of reminiscent in a way of how Warren Ellis just gets down to business with his superhero comics and his animated take on G.I. Joe, 'G.I. Joe: Resolute'; where the characters are way colder and less emotional, and where he doesn't even bother to show you their home lives. Which is about fine. You expect these characters to go in, do their job, and get out, and you expect the shows and cartoons to do the same. Of course, the job can be done so well that you are provided with added angles and ideas about the world and how you view the several facets of it.

[2] Frank Darabont was brought in to do a rewrite of the script, and has in fact been given credit for the meltdown scene. He is the famed writer and director of Stephen King's 'The Mist'.

Saturday, May 7, 2016

My Vote 2016


President:




Vice-President:




Senator:






















Partylist:





President - Duterte #3
Vice President - Cayetano #1
Senator - Colmenares #11
Partylist - Kabataan #55